Sunday, December 18, 2011

USAF acting up again...

Casket photo sparks investigation at Lackland

By David Larter - Staff writer
Posted : Tuesday Dec 13, 2011 18:06:14 EST  
The commander of the 37th Training Group at Lackland Air Force Base, Texas, has launched an investigation into a photo of 15 airmen posing with an open casket, in which another airman is posed with a noose around his neck and chains across his body.
“Da Dumpt, Da Dumpt …. Sucks 2 Be U” is written under the photo, which was emailed to Air Force Times.


Now when I first saw this article, I just shook my head and went on with my day. But now that it has been brought back to my attention, let’s talk about it…
Over 6,000 members of the armed forces have lost their life in the Iraq/Afghan war…  that’s more that the population of Columbiana Ohio. So an entire city has lost their lives fighting for our freedom, and this is how we honor them huh? Now if this was a pack of civilians, I probably wouldn’t be that mad, but members of the Armed Forces!? Really?  15 dumb fucks are caught taking a photo with one of them posing dead in a military casket. And had the audacity to put “Sucks to be you" as a caption… I hope every fucking dirt bag in this pic or associated with it, gets the book thrown at them. Obviously they have never lost anyone during this war. That has to be the case, because there is no way you can possibly find this funny, or a good idea, with the knowledge of how many widows, and small children that are left behind. They couldn’t possibly have known how many weeping families have had to actually view their son/daughter/wife/husband/mother/dad/uncle in that very casket that they clowning around in.
And this comes out less than a week after the USAF gets caught disposing of 274 bodies in a ditch... and here come these nuts disgracing not only the AF but America's military in general.
(There is an old superstition that if you play around in a wheel chair or crutches, that you will eventually fall victim to one. I hope that is the case here… Honestly)
Allow me to show you what a funny casket pic is:

Funny...


Funny...

Disturbingly funny...


Too FUNNY!!!

But uhhhhh.... here's what I don't find funny...





God Bless America, and the idiots that protect it

Monday, December 5, 2011

Hooker on the Loose

Police have resumed the search for a New Jersey prostitute who disappeared
last year after visiting a home on Long Island.


Suffolk County Commissioner Richard Dormer said last week that investigators
don't believe Shannan Gilbert is one of the victims of a suspected serial
killer. But police say there's still a possibility that Gilbert may be dead,
and that her body could be in the same area.
http://www.foxnews.com/us/2011/12/05/new-york-search-for-new-jersey-prostitu
te-resumes/?test=latestnews


DuhFuck!? Please excuse my insensitivity on the matter. I don't want to
sound like a heartless asshole. but sometimes you have to put your morals in
your back pocket and say what needs to be said. Are we really dedicating tax
money and police time to the search of a prostitute!? I'm not saying that
hookers aren't people too, and that they aren't essential to the progression
of the human race. but really? This is the best task that Suffolk Police
Department can come up with? I can just imagine how that morning staff
meeting went.

"Settle down, settle down. This just in from headquarters. We have a hooker
that turned up missing. You all know Shannan right? She usually works in
front of IHOP. Well she hasn't been seen in a couple of days and the Mayor
is becoming worried that something terrible has happened to her."
Excuse me BUT-UHHHHHHHHHHH, turning up missing is part of the profession.
You are informed of the threats during week 1 of Hooker Academy. Who
Duh-Fuck reports a missing Trick? Like how do you even call that in? Was it
the Pimp who reported her AWOL? And most importantly, will she be arrested upon arrival?

The article states that she vanished,(in a instant poof of purple smoke and
glitter filled confetti) after visiting home. What hooker takes the holidays
off? Apparently she saved her sick days up and went home right her Black
Friday BJ sale.

People I'm not being rude or harsh here, I'm just saying, there are more
pressing cases out there than a lazy hooker. The police shouldn't be
assigned to this, maybe Scooby doo or Eddie Murphy.

SHOUT OUT: to Jersey for proving what takes precedence in their community.
Johns all over the nation shall rejoice when Shannan is returned.