Amy Winehouse's Cause of Death

Amy Winehouse Died From Too Much Alcohol

“LONDON (AP) - A coroner says Amy Winehouse died as the unintended consequence of drinking too much alcohol.

Coroner Suzanne Greenaway gave a verdict of "death by misadventure," saying the singer had voluntarily consumed alcohol and risked the consequences.

The singer, who had fought drug and alcohol problems for years, was found dead in bed at her London home on July 23 at age 27.

A pathologist told the singer's inquest Wednesday that Winehouse had consumed a "very large quantity of alcohol" and was more than five times over the legal drunk-driving limit when she died.

Read more: http://www.myfoxny.com/dpps/entertainment/coroner-amy-winehouse-died-from-too-much-alcohol-dpgapx-20111026-fc_15654346#ixzz1bu90agaD”

Really? I thought it was the 4 grams of coke she inhaled through a McDonalds straw. Now I could easily sit here and make approximately 2,547 jokes referring to her death and her music/lifestyle, but that’s pretty old now. I’m just mad that it took them this long to figure out ‘WHY’ she died.

SHOUT OUT TO: Getting WINEHOUSE Wasted!

Mother Admits She Was BUSSUP!

“The mother of Lisa Irwin, an 11-month old Missouri girl missing for nearly two weeks, said in an interview she was drunk the night the infant disappeared”-CNN

http://www.cnn.com/2011/10/17/justice/missouri-missing-girl/index.html



You know, I was talking to my homeboy the other day, and we were discussing shoes. He was going on and on about Jordans and I cut him off with “It’s about time for a little white girl to turn up missing…” Now before you judge me, allow me to explain. You and I know that every 4-6 months a new little girl mysteriously vanishes. Of course I know that there are other toddlers of different races that are playing hooky from their play pen, but it seems that the little white ones get the most publicity. And Be-Golly Missouri answered my call.

            Before you start feeling sympathy for this family, please re-read the featured quote. The Mother comes out weeks later and says “Oh by the way, I was Bussup when I lost her.” Now I am a drinker so I KIND OF understand, but then again… NO! Allow me to list a few things that I have lost while intoxicated: Car keys, My Car, $37.49, two Blackberries, An iPhone (Original), a pack of clinic issued condoms, 6 Jolly Ranchers, my mind, my virginity, 2 girlfriends, a fiancé, (did I mention my car?)… my friends car, a watch, Anne Frank’s Diary, Knock-off Prada Shades, a shoe, an UPS tracking number, an autographed photo of Rodney King, a pair of used underwear, my other friend’s car, 2 friends, and a stomach full of microwavable Lasagna. Nowhere listed was an infant… Can somebody please explain to me, how is it motherly possible to get that BUSSUP? Please inbox me the type of Vodka that this chick was chugging.

            SHOUT OUT TO: Mrs. Darwin, I mean, Irwin… For answering my call for Dumbass Entertainment.

K-9 Receives Award

WHITEMAN AIR FORCE BASE, Mo.  -- The Exercise Tiger Foundation honored Filo, a six-year-old Military Working Dog, during the 13th Annual National Adopt a Servicemen & Women Awards Banquet and Ceremony in Columbia, Mo., Sept 16.
http://www.afgsc.af.mil/news/story.asp?id=123274965 

     Yal are f*cking with me right? You cannot be serious right now… I don’t want to come off as a hater but…I AM HATING!!! First of all, I understand the importance of military dogs, yes I get that. They are essential to our security, but now we are taking it a little too far. I’m still flabbergasted by the fact that if you kick a Police Dog in the civilian world, that’s an automatic assault on an officer… And pray to God that dog isn’t with the FBI, because then you have just assaulted a federal agent. Stop!!! If a dog is chasing me and I absolutely can’t get away or find a Toyota Camry to hop on, I will resort to kicking the Kibbles out of that hound. And now the Military Working Dogs are getting awards… The mutt is six years old! I know people who have been in ten years and haven’t even received a Letter of Appreciation. But this dog sniffs a couple POV’s and takes a shit behind a construction cone, and he gets a damn Achievement Medal. Not only did Scrappy Doo get an award, but they threw this guy a ceremony. Hell, when I received my Army Accommodation Medal it was emailed to me, and my computer marked it as spam. Come on now! I pulled up to the gate the other day, and it was dog sitting there with a Flak Vest on… Stop! Just STOP!   Again, I AM HATING!                

     SHOUT OUT TO: Filo for working the system… Lazy ass dog probably outranks my bum ass by now.

Lindsay Lohan Gets The Boot

"Lindsay Lohan has been kicked out of the program where she was supposed to complete her community service because she violated the rules numerous times ...

Judge Stephanie Sautner ordered Lohan to serve 360 hours at the Downtown Women's Center in L.A., as part of her probation in the shoplifting case.  Part of the deal -- the judge required her to be reliable, non-disruptive, and serve at least 4 hours at a time.

But sources tell us ... Lindsay  blew off 9 scheduled visits ... and when she did show up, she would often bail after working there for only an hour.

Sources say ... 2 weeks ago, she was terminated from the Women's Center because of the violations." -TMZ.com/ http://www.tmz.com/2011/10/13/lindsay-lohan-fired-community-service-downtown-womens-center-probation-violation-revoke-judge/

     ... SHOUT OUT TO: Lindsay Lohan for being the female version of T.I. So after 2010 we all thought we had heard the last of lil ol Lindsay... Wrong! Now this chick is BACK in the news for violating probation... Probation that she got where any other regular Joe would've served some serious time. And recently she violated court orders because she took a trip to Paris... The Hell??? Chick talking about she phoned in. How the hell do you 'phone in' to community service. I mean, I've never been in the program but I'm sure it doesn't work like a part time job at Starbucks where you can just call in sick. Paris though? and you are Lindsay Muh-F*cking Lohan!?

     SHOUT OUT TO LINDSAY, for being my first victim of this Blog. Have a nice weekend people, and remember, don't drive drunk, no shoplifting, no introductions to illegal porn rings, and please... please... Keep yo ass out of trouble!

Welcome...

     I plan on using this blog soley to express my thoughts on the news. It seems that everyday I read something online or in the paper and it just triggers these wild thoughts. Of course, these are my thoughts, and some people may find them offensive, childish, ignorant, or all of the above. I'll admit, I don't know everything about every subject, but my job isn't to educate anyone here. I just want to write my thoughts down about the news of our world... Enjoy.